clintbaton:

saverockandroll:

u ever hear a drum beat that changes ur life

c3po:

jlivingwell:

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery

crimewave420:

me: today i will play video game

*turns on video game*

me: 

fartgallery:

me [calling mall security]: check your security cameras right now

mall security: there’s a guy doing squats, but I don’t see much-

me: yea that’s me, critique my form